What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

What smell will you never forget?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me : Thank you.

Why do I want to suck cock, after smoking methamphetamine?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : No

I am glad you enjoyed my pictures. Do you have any photos to share?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?

Me : Sure.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : I don't drink

Can they start feeding only one meal to prisoners on death row or those doing a life sentence? Because only then will it be real punishment. If they want extra food they can work or pay from their own pocket.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?

He : I'm 24.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : Tea ?

What movies have not aged well?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

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I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

What are some reasons why some men choose to live alone instead of getting married?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

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He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : So, are you seeing someone?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.